Thursday, December 22, 2005


The two hottest guys in high school were Juan and Ahmahl, the twin sons of a Spanish mom and an Arabic dad. Every girl in school wanted to have sex with them. Two sisters were lucky enough to have some success in bedding the twins.

"I did it with Juan when we went out last night, and it was really nice," the younger sister said. "But I won't be really satisfied until I've had his brother, too."

The older sister rolled her eyes. "Hey, they're twins, and I've had them both. Take it from me, if you've fucked Juan, you've fucked Ahmahl."

Wednesday, December 21, 2005


4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. The fourth Highschool dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...

Highschool Dude 1: "You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!"

Highschool Dude 2: "Really? My son's made me proud, too. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's."

Highschool Dude 3: "Even my son got rich! He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto, and he bought his friend a private yatch and plane."

>>The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.

Highschool Dude 4:" Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living."

Highschool Dude 1: "What a shame."

Highschool Dude 4: "No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yatch, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends."

If you understood this, repost (because we all know some people are a little slow).

Monday, December 19, 2005

food for thought...

Sex is like dominoes...if you don't have a good partner, you better have a strong hand.


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

oh god :D

Rick met Suzanne at a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company all evening. When the club closed, Suz anne invited Rick back to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic romp in bed, together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed, snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Suzanne began tenderly stroking Rick's manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Rick commented,
"Surely you can't be ready for more?"

"No," Suzanne replied, "but every now and
then, I get a little nostalgic and I miss the days when I had mine...."

sad, but true...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life
and limb

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries
arrangements she makes.

1. Show up naked
2. Fix him something to eat.