1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
-smoked a cigarette: no -smoked a cigar: nope -crashed a friend’s car: Nope -stolen a car: No -been in love: No -been dumped: no -been fired: Never -been in a fist fight: no -snuck out of your parent’s house: not yet... ;) -had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back: yes -been arrested: No -made out with a stranger: no -gone on a blind date: No -lied to a friend: Yes -had a crush on a teacher: eh...not really -skipped school: no -slept with a co-worker: Nope -seen someone die: No -been on a plane: Yes -thrown up in a bar: No -taken painkillers: Yes -love someone or miss someone right now: Yeah -lain on your back and watched cloud shapes go by: Of course -made a snow angel: yep -played dress up: Yes -cheated while playing a game: Yes -been lonely: Yes -fallen asleep at work/school: Yes -used a fake ID: not yet, lol -felt an earthquake: No -touched a snake: yeah -run a red light: nope -been suspended from school: No -had detention: yes, one lunch detention in 6th, but i got out of it, so no, lol -been in a car accident: no -witnessed a crime: ummm.....jaywalking count? -pole danced: No -been lost: Yes -been to the opposite side of the country: no -felt like dying: Yes -cried yourself to sleep: yes -played cops and robbers: yep -sung karaoke: Not in public -done something you told yourself you wouldn’t: no -laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose: lol, yes -caught a snowflake on your tongue: yep -sang in the shower: yes -had a dream that you married someone: no -got your tongue stuck to a flag pole: No -worn the opposite sex’s clothes: Yeah -sat on a roof top: yes -not taken a shower for a week: no. Although I doubt I would admit to it if I did -been scared to watch scary movies: lol, YES -played chicken: Yes -been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: YES!!! (*cough matt cough*) -been told you’re hot by a complete stranger: actually yes -broken a bone: no -been easily amused: lol, all the time -laughed so hard you cried: Yes -cried so hard you laughed: Yeah -mooned/flashed someone: lol...not yet -cheated on a test: no -forgotten someone’s name: hmmm....i try not to -slept naked: nope -skinny dipped in a pool: i want to, but i'd want company... ;) -been kicked out of your house: nope -blacked out from drinking: no -played a prank on someone: Yes -gone to a late night movie: not yet (HP4!!!)